Secret Option F!, The JENINGnet and the Bongsquad presents a Weekly geek wank gathered from the deep trolls of the internets, Techmaster Zarn, Commander Kermath and revolving guests from the wonderful US of A, bring you an array of converse over the latest technology developments, updates, releases and premium game reviews this side of the southern hemisphere. Lots of fails, stuff to give away (sometimes) and buckets of lawls; you’d be trippin chips to miss!
Although the seas of moshbox have seemed unripply, beneath the surface lies awesomeness of epic proportions! If you made any sense of what I just said, you’ll know that massive new things are lining up for 2010.. INCLUDING A LIPSMACKING NEW FEED AND WEBSITE (courtesy of Sir Moody and Lady Sarah) who’ve been toiling over ideas and being awesome.
SO! you need to know that ALL the feeds that are currently active are going to die a sudden death, BUT we will reseat all podcasts from all shows in the new podcast list. You’ll be able to get hold of the new podcast much more easier, with a mere simple click of a button once our new sites up and looking sexy. You might be lucky enough to even spot it through iTunes. Shit! Technology these days…
Also, if you’re a band and you think you have some cool music you’d like to share with us and the rest of I suppose, Auckland, spare an email to studio@moshboxradio.com with a short description and a soundbyte of your cool spiffy track. We might even be able to slot you into a cool gig somewhere cooler than what even the cool kids know.
If you’re interested about doing a show on moshbox for semester 1 of 2010 then you’re an epic being and we want your vocal stimulation! Send us your idea and possibly like, a show line-up of what you’d normally want to include in a show. I’m not asking you for a schedule because thats what douchebag radio stations ask for, just stuff you’d want to include that is cool! And yes, you’re more than welcome to play your own music. All your shows are podcasted and available for release from the website (thats what this post is really about). Yeh cool.
OK WELL hope your Christmas dinner went down better than a humbug and get ready for epic unleashing of greatness!
THIS WEEK FEATURING THE JENING MEDLY! OMGOGMOGMOGM
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We are joined in studio by none other than Techmaster Zarni, Commander Kermath SPECIAL GUEST Justin and through the wonderful world of skype comes Jack and Vazz from the US of A!w000000000000000000000oooooooooooooooooo
We are joined by none other than Techmaster Zarni (through the wonderfrul world of skype magic!, Commander Kermath AND SPECIAL GUEST Justin w000000000000000000000oooooooooooooooooo
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UPDATE: Valve actioning against idlers NOT RUMORS! Check it out here. Bad news for all you dirty idlers, I’m looking at you Alder! Good news for the rest of us
We are joined by none other than Techmaster Zarni, Commander Kermath, Andre 3000 and special guest Timz0r
ITS EPISODE 00001010! And We’re celebrating by introducing our new sponsor to a sexy new feature to the show, Monkey and giving you the presents.. cheesy.
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STEVE JOBS SCREWS YOU OVER WITH:
Tablet RUMORS ooooo
Its that time of the year again when we philosophise about what apple might grace upon us unworthiness. This is one of the most ugliest tablets rumored, but there does seem to be much demand for thesein the blogoshericals… This source says nono until 2010, although, if you reaaaalllly wanted to you could convert your current macbook into a touch.. woaahh.
iPod touch w/camera
Not only that, but in the past week, a bajillion iPod touch rumors have been flying round about a new camera on the iPod Touch 3rd gen? This photo is of course, bullshit hence the JPG artifacting of the distinct 4 square pixels as seen above.
We’ll find out soon enough with apple releasing a keynote set due for September the 9th.
Macbook Micro!
More from lalaland is this awesomespsopeojeowwjsapcrazy Macbook Micro… like. small.. With a barcode badger straight out of a 90’s art student backpack ready to work on a quick slideshow before presenting his photography to the class. NICE//
Email be gone! What is this searchingness!?!
Woo, y’all would be cool to know that theres another secret spanner in the works with the new 3.0! Seems like you can return old, supposedly deleted email once you’ve sent them to the incinerator. iPhone has some gross old habits.. (apparently) we’re given the secturity, along wit heverything else, that it will be all ’secure’ and the world will be saved once again by the 3.1 release. Maybe by then, we might almost have a fully functioning phone.. just maybe.
SONY SAYS
Unleashing the epic new PS3, you can get your hands on one of these puppies for about $600 NZ, or $300 US, slashing prices like an insane night bat! Unleashing 4 lbs weight off from the older model, less 30Watts, tactile buttons and a sexysly Matte Black colour with 120Gb of dietry data storage. No more excuses for not having one!
We’ll try getting one in just for yoouuuuuu and give you the fulls ins and outsness, look forwards to it yaay.
ANOTHER CONSOLE!#$%^&*(*^%$ Sony gets your hot hands warmer with the new ‘PSPgo’
And it’s a sliptop! teenytiny inyour pocket approach to new gaming, sony even give you the option of many a colour.
Although, apple have raised their fat little hand in saying their price range are in-par to that of the Apple’s App Store. Sounds like jealousy if you ask us. And jealousy only made people fat.
Very cool.
Experiment of the week:
Nothing this week folks, however, there is some theing to debut for next week yarrrr!
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JENING visits PULP SCIENCE!
Oh what joy! Team Fortresses JENING joined us on the epical 10th episode for a special acapella style JENINGroll and talk about the new updates of Team Fortress, wakawaka! check all the newest updates here! 3 days of greatness.
Another Iphone spectacular EXPLOSIONS!
This time, glass in a teenagers face! How lovely. and his mother cared so much to tell the press that “My son was frightened but he did not lose an eye,” Ms Kolega said. Its all for lols here
Bacon Bewbs!
We had alot of discussion of bacon in this episode, that of which was followed from the donut flavoured soap Zarn found (below). YUM!
The real-life colour-picker Pen
Tongue twisting madness, this pen can actually sense the colour of an object, and change to the colour of that object. Through the mixing of an RGB cartridge inside the mechanism, its able to find the values and use magical wizardry for you to colour the world. Sort of something out of Total Recall… I don’t think it’d be a good idea to bring it close to any animals though.
Handset open = standard full colour display. Handset closed = military device impenetrable to any attacks. Honestly, this thing is awesome, it has an odd double-sided display and when closed, turns into an ultra low-power consumption black and white screen. Its a new innovation called memory liquid crystal and only uses a tiny amount of powers, leading to usage for days on end. Unfortunately, due to its radness, its only available to those in Japan. rawr.
HARDWARES
XBOX micro
Following the same dietary standards as its fellow neighbours, xbox have returned with a thinner version of their older xbox gaming console. Even though it might make the WII look a tad overweight, motherboard bulimia has definitely occurred, and done good. 6 months of modding from Engadget have left the xbox console with nothing more than 1 inch exposure. Good job.
Tongue-in-eye
I don’t care that I’m not blind, I’m going to get one of these and walk in the dark for as long as I live! Its that worth it because this device actually sends electrical pulses to your tongue via a head-mounted camera that lightly zap your tongue in response to visual stimuli. It responds to all surroundings, and even though it would make you look like a snake, it’s pretty much the coolest night vision goggles I’ve ever seen. With a price-tag of a fitting $10 000 to fit its cool wrap-rounds.
Zarni fashioned this garmemt in the most social of places and got the following comments: “Oh! Where technology and fashion meet” and “Looks like I’m turning your volume up” and “Omg take it off I want to buy it off you” and “How many of those fucking T-shirts do you have?”. So in a cheesy appeal to be cool, this is pretty much the most sexy item you could ever think of buying. EVER! But seriously, it’s cool. And the girls dig it.
PROS:
-Looks fantastical like a light show, but on you, and with music
CONS:
-Washing this bad boy can get quite tricky, although removing the ribbon power supply isn’t that bad, it’s recommended you ask your mum to hand wash it while you get back to your computer game.
-Strange people will stop. And stare at your chest.
WELL THAT’S COOL, WHERE CAN I GETS IT!?
Yay, Think Geek of course! They come in Small and large for $39.99 US straight from their website.
(say something about moshbox and they might be like, oh what!? this really worked, and be all cool with you. Chur).
This weeks CrapGadget
Yes, its a banana USB charger, one off the USB air freshener.. shrugs
TechMaster Zarns Game Review!
Well Well, if it isn’t the return of the 80’s and their little spacebots.. It LOOKS like the best machandroid available to man, but does it play like one? Strange combination of puzzle solving and turn base RPG, meh works though and is hella impressive for indie game, computer theme is pretty cool. The cool kids will love it.
Graphics: 7.5/10
Story:8.5/10
Playability: 7.5/10
Loading Time:8.5/10
Cinematics (in-game video):N/A
What is this !?!? I can has a chance to play it beofre buying it?!GOODBYE RESSESSION! download it here or buy it off Steam for $9.99 US and just have an all round good time.
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We are joined by none other than Techmaster Zarni, Commander Kermath, Andre 3000 and special guest Timz0r, but not Nick Tron the Webministrator hard at work as seen below (this ones actually real ><)
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STEVE JOBS SCREWS YOU OVER WITH:
Sensoring the dictionary
Apple have not just taken your life over, they have also gone into your vocabulary and removed your favourite words, such as ‘ass’ and slapped a 17+ sticker on an app called NinjaWords, now available 3 months after its release. Success.
Experiment of the week:
The sound of resonance
We found this on the internet somewhere that if you play the resonancy of a wine glass back to itself (the wine glass) then it would shatter. Unfortunately, this show is too budg to afford a wine glass so we pushed limits and got a beer bottle that Kermath downed just before picking Zarni up from the other side of town, and turned it way up to see if it had the same effect. And Kermath completely forgot about it during the show.. but anywho , feast your eyes
Heres’s the original concept:
Paraphanelia
Large Hadron Collider, oh where art thou?
We have touched on this topic before, but where the shit did it go? We’ll back in the news after all its setbacks and is operating at half speed and should be operating by the end of next year, so get your pants clean and and pickit signs rewhitened. Squiz it here
Accused Florida Man says his CAT downloaded his child porn for him
FEATURED through this episode is JENING’s “secret JENINGman”, thanks JENING!
You can visit the JENINGblog here and listen to the podcast for an exlusive Pulp Science JENINGman release!
It’s cold out in space, Bowie
They’re putting together a whole bunch of messages they’re sending it to space! Or to a planet they think has similar life form as earth. All you have to do is register and leave a message.. Most of them are from Australia, which brings up some worrying points.
pressure sensitive keyboard
^^this isn’t the photo, just the picture i found when ‘googling’ for it. and googling sounds dirty.
Finally, theres a keyboard that fits Kermaths spamtyping. This keyboard will pick up the pressure you type at, and even fix your spelling mistakes from keys you accidently brush. The harder or faster you type, the bigger your words become! yeaaaayyyipose’jusdpogfjdifodjsiodszhgfzsdioghysdzioghyzsdfgoiuzsdhfgiousdfziufhsfdsuoipfhsdpuiofg!!!!!!
SOFTWARES
TEAM FORTRESS 2 UPDATE LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN IT
Special update! Just when you thought Team Fortress couldn’t get any less classy… WKAAKAKAKA everyday for the 7 next days there’ll be an update so keep saturating yourself with JARATE (yum) FOLLOW THE UPDATES AT http://www.teamfortress.com
HARDWARES
Sony PARTYSHOT!
Who cares about taking photos!? stick this nifty ringo on your tabletop and let it look for the awkward facebook photo’s shots without
Blow-up Mouse
Blow it up, blow with it your mouth, with your friends or simply using your stomach, FASHION! PLug the USB cable into the heart of this thing and there ya go. Folds down paper thin. WO0T
The most impracticle mouse
That not only looks like a fucking slab of chocolate slab with a scroll wheel right through the middle but it actually is! Woo
the $3500US Automatic pancake machine you just have to have
When was the last time you wanted 20 pancakes in 10 minutes just before going on a marathon run? Never? Well then you won’t be needing one of these. Or maybe you will, to go with your wake ‘N Bacon cooking alarm clock that cooks 3 minutes before you wake up.. hmm FUCKING BACON! and now FUCKING PANCAKES! This was invented for the sole purpose of producing 200 pancakes per hour. that 3 and something a minute. Pretty much eating speed.
TechMaster Zarns Game Review!
From the mouth of the gamer “It was fun.. it was ehh.. a bit too obsure”
This is a shit weird game, even for a indie game, but during this draught we must consider the art brought forward. Basically more art than game. Nothing explaining objectives.. blablabla
Graphics: 6/ 10
Story:2 / 10
Playability: 4.5/10
Loading Time: N/A
Cinematics (in-game video):5/10
Basicly, if you’re sitting at home with a broken leg and not allowed to see sun for the next couple of days and have played every steam game in existance, go download this from Steam for a mere $5 and blow your brains on the screen.
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KUDOS to the Bong Squad and Jening.net for their supports and sexyinesses lolsmileyface
We are joined by none other than Techmaster Zarni, Kermaster (man i love third person talk), Andre 3000 and special guests Annasauraous and Nick Tron the Webministrator (AND THERES CAKE!) who talk to Savage over text through the show in some form of this:
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(I got up to here before I fell asleep.. I’ll update this more when i have more lifeness, listen to the podcast!)
APPLE
Apple are planning to release a WIFI-less iPhone in China. What seems to be a hit on their “great firewall of China” might come as a surprise to consumers, but the governemnts still state that it is for the safety of their customers, oh! and also “for fear that consumers might be tempted to illegally load VoIP apps and make calls over the Net, undermining carriers’ interests.” Hrmph.Well maybe someone should let them know about importing..
Man commits suicide over iPhone 4th gen debacle
Sun Danyong was 25 when he threw himself off a 12-storey building last week. As part of his job, he was responsible for shipping iPhone prototypes to Apple. Such prototypes are a closely guarded secret, as Apple likes to keep its new products and upgrades under wraps until their launch date, to heighten customer anticipation. On 13 July, Sun reported that he was missing one of the 16 units in his possession. The company immediately launched an investigation into the disappearance; three days later he had jumped to his death. Sun’s former classmates have told Chinese newspapers that during the firm’s investigation he was beaten, his house was searched and he was locked up alone in a room.
iTunes updated to 8.2.1 wont notice any changes unless you have the palm-pre. It was updated in efforts to keep the palm from synching with apples software, but talk is that Palm are not giving up on this battle and will re-release another update to their consumers to deal with the update apple have just released.
The 3rd generation iPod touch has been leaked! Apple have just bought a but load of camera’s and cards to deal with the new ipod 64Gb and the release is of course, being kept secretive.
Here’s the fast swipy photo with Kermath’s iPhone:
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GODSPEED SPACE BAT!
This is the most bestest batman story you’d ever be reading: CLICK HERE!
our internets are upgraded!
SOFTWARES
HARDWARES
TechMaster Zarns Game Review!
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Graphics: 9/ 10
Story: 6.5 / 10
Playability: 8/10
Loading Time: 8.5 / 10
Cinematics (in-game video):5/10
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Zarnmonster is back from taking for the hills down South, we share a spectaculatory episode with JoshMACHINE and our very own ANDRE 3000 from USA! (We can now confirm his existance with the magic of facebook profile photos, see below).
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Its hat time of the year when all the gamers creep out of their holes to experience a crazy LAN rave at Telstra Clear
SOFTWARES
So the fact that it reboots desktop to desktop in 25 seconds makes me almost cream, but what does it really mean? It means its free and targeted at Netbooks, a class of small, inxepensive computers, although it will definetly make its way to full-powered Notebooks and desktop computers.
Above is a list of Chrome OS’s companions, Dell, noticably,not here.
How cool are you! You can map out the stars right above you here!
HARDWARES
It brings tears to my eyes that you cannot experience the awesomeness of this through this website. I have acquired these from xLAN, thanks dee and tm_dude for upgrading my ummm gaming. If i could reach through and grab your ears from the screen, I could promise you will never want to go back to natural hearing again! With its 7.1 built-in sound card, it makes for hypnotising audio.
Consoles are power hoars. Heres a device to stop your power bill from being raped. BLA!
Heres something for the indie kids! ITS EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEME fashion! Now you can go back into the future!Even the clear plastic flap where you peep through to check how much tape is left is just an illusion.
TechMaster Zarns Game Review! (With special guest Andre 3000)
A follow-on from its arcade spectacle, Street Fighter IV has been released on PC and XBOX 360! WAKWAKA! yeeeeaaah! andnddndnd also PS3. It.just.looks.fantastic. Like your face.
Graphics: 9/ 10
Story: 6.5 / 10
Playability: 8/10
Loading Time: 8.5 / 10
Cinematics (in-game video):5/10
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T-Equalizer Shirt
